AMUKAN MPRO DI SATU MALAM TAHUN 1994 KERANA JAMBUNYA BERTENET DENGAN ORANG LAIN

Siapa yang tak kenal Mpro kiranya orang itu berada di koleq circa 1990-1994? Orangnya berkulit putih dan memakai kaca mata berbingkai bulat macam Emperor Pu Yi dalam filem 'The Last Emperor'. Tapi posting ini bukan pasal itu. Posting ini pasal cerita amuk Mpro pada suatu malam dingin tahun 1994.

Satu ketika dalam tahun 1994, bertiup desas-desus ada budak batch kita jugak nak tackle brader Mpro yang berkulit hitam manis.Korang tau la sapa dia (sapa tak tau ye dak???) Kira nak jadi perampas la. Orang ketiga ni satu dorm & satu house dengan Mpro. Jadi Mpro memang panas memanjang la waktu tu. Sheppe pulak tiap-tiap hari dok bakaq Mpro. Lagi terbakaq la Mpro.

Satu malam, lepas lights off, Mpro balik rounding Big School sebab dia on duty hari tu. Angin pun tak berapa bagus malam tu agaknya. Sampai Dorm 10, tup-tup, terus nampak brader dia dok bertenet baik punya kat katil orang ketiga tu. Dah la lepas lights off.

Perghhh, angin satu badan la Mpro. Dengan gerakan sepantas kilat, terus Mpro meluru ke cube dan terus 'PANGGGGGGGG' tendang pintu cube dia. Terkejut beruk semua orang kat dalam cube Mpro time tu. Aku la salah sorang.

Lepas tu dia jerit, "WOIIIIIIIIII !!!!! TUTUP LAMPU LA. TAK RETI2 LIGHTS OFF KAAA???".

Aku yang dok sengih terkerisin kat cube dia, hilang semangat. Malam tu terus tak jadi study sebab dok ketaq tengok Mpro mengamuk.

Menurut kata Mpro, Loque pun ada time tu (korang mesti tau sebab apa Loque ada kat Dorm 10 lepas lights off kan ?). Nasib baik tak jadi apa-apa kat Loque, kalau tak, maka tiadalah 'KEMBALIIIII'.

Karnival Sukan SBP Zon Utara U-14 -Johan Hoki

Back(L-R):Fariz Shahfizal (Class of 95), Izhar Hadafi (Class of 95), Joe

Front(L-R):Azwan Hamzah,KNO,Chibix,Mr. Thaman Singh,Badut, Mpro, MY Lutfi

pic by KNO

Our batch was the champions of hockey at the sports carnival held at Sem. Men. Sains Syed Putra, Kangar, Perlis in 1991.

The final game, to say the least, was dramatic. It was down to the wire and Mpro saved a penalty flick en route to victory. The carnival also gave birth to one of the most formidable strike partnership in Koleq's history - "THE TWIN TERROR" - made up of Badut & Chibix.

CUBAAN LARI DARIPADA NEW HOSTEL

Pengakuan E67 (nama sebenar dirahsiakan)...

"The first was when I was in my first year in Koleq. I was known among my batch mates as being one of the most, if not the most, miserable of all during my first couple of years there. I hated my first couple of years. It was my first time living on my own, doing my own laundry, staying in a huge dorm with old, rusty bunk beds. And I was missing home badly. Getting bullied by the anjings didn’t help either. I think neither one of them ever realized that I actually did ran away once when I was in form 2. Took a bus lompat from KK to KL, via Ipoh and Teluk Intan because the express bus tickets were sold out. Made friends with someone en route to Teluk Intan (whom I believe to a God-given angel sent to protect me for being so stupid and naive). Stayed overnight before catching the next bus to KL. Only to be met with a stern and loud telling off by my parents, and a swift kick on the legs by my dad. They really made sure I was on the next day train to KK, following me all the way from KL to the dorm. That sure made me think hard about what I was doing, and I never regretted staying on."

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